Applying logic to religion...

Overheard in New York | Probably Because "Indian Giver" Is a Tad Offensive:

"Partygoer #1: See, 'cause god gave us Jesus... but then he took him back!
Partygoer #2: God's a big Indian giver.
Partygoer #1: That's the real message of the season. But let's see parents teaching that to their kids!

--107th St & Broadway"