Science!

Overheard in New York | If the U.S. Census Were Administered This Way, We Might Actually Complete It:

"Crazy man on subway: Now that its almost the weekend, it is once again time for me to share my knowledge. Now, how many people here have seen the Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones feature film Men in Black?
75-year-old British man: Oh, this will be wonderful. Very scientific.

--E Train"