Indeed, where ARE my nunchuks?

Overheard Everywhere | And Why Do I Continue to Have Unsatisfying Sex with the TA?:

"Professor: See, humans have what Aristotle calls 'rational souls,' meaning we use intellect. Humans ask questions that other living things can't, like 'what is god? What is the divine problem? Where are my Nunchuks? Where did I leave them?'

Philosophy Class, UC
Santa Barbara, California"