Thoroughly and truly Japanese.

Overheard Everywhere | I Suppose I Could Have One of My Concubines Answer Them, Though:

"Student: Professor, will you be able to answer e-mails while you are away, since our final is in a week?
Uncomfortable Japanese professor with strange British/Japanese accent: No, I will not be able to answer students' e-mails because most of the time I come home I am drunk.
Students: [Incredulous silence. Laughter.]

Philosophy class
McGill University
Canadia"