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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

New York is harsh.

He really didn't think that one through.

Overheard in New York | I'll Have My Secretary Do It:
"30-something guy to group: So yeah, I mean my ex-wife found out I bought a new car, a Benz, and that my new girlfriend was driving around in it. So she got all pissy and told me to buy her a car. So I bought her the shittiest Toyota I could find at the used car lot. No joke, this thing is a death trap. I hope she burns alive in it.
Friend: Um, don't you have kids?
30-something guy: Yeah, so?
Friend: Doesn't your ex-wife drive the kids?
30-something guy: Oh fuck me, now I have to tell her that I tried to kill her.

--Metro North Train

Overheard by: Just Trying to Sleep..."

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