I don't gift wrap.

The Dilbert Blog: Are Men Just Defective Women?:

"I’ve noticed that men generally believe they are “different” from women, whereas women generally believe men are “defective” women. You can see that perspective in the comments to my last post.

90% of the gender difference seems to be the male preference for compartmentalizing thoughts while women think everything is somehow connected. Here are some phrases you rarely hear from women:

“I didn’t wrap your present because you’d just throw away the wrapping anyway.”

“Let’s skip Valentine’s Day this year so we don’t miss CSI.”

“Your personality is grating, but I’d do you in a heartbeat.”

“Bob died? Huh. What’s for dinner?”"