“Amphetamines are the most American drug."

"You get so much done. You look terrific, and your middle name is Accomplishment.” - Chuck Palahniuk

America lives on coffee and loves alcohol to come down.  Wall Street runs on cocaine & we give amphetamines to kids [for 'ADHD.'  Sure.]  Marijuana is bad though, because it might make you 'lazy.'  Brought to you by the War on Some Drugs [Users.]  Remember kids, drugs are bad, mkay?