Food Log - "...you're my only friend."

2/10 - coffee, cream, water, Alpha Brain, Cannibal Ferox, Cannibal Swole, eggs, bacon, Monster Multi, butter, avocado, potato, garlic, onion, tomato, shredded cheddar, Animal PM

2/11 - coffee, cream, water, Alpha Brain, Cannibal Inferno, eggs, peanut butter, Monster Milk/Mass, Monster Multi, butter, chicken thighs, pork chops, lettuce, tomato, shredded cheddar, ranch dressing

2/12 - coffee, cream, water, Animal Rage, Cannibal Inferno, Alpha Brain, water, steak, eggs, tomato, shredded cheddar, mayo, Coke Zero, chicken thighs, Monster Multi, hard boiled eggs topped w/guacamole [avocado, tomato, garlic, onion, spices], Animal PM

2/13 - coffee, cream, water, Alpha Brain, Animal Rage, Cannibal Inferno/Swole/Ferox, eggs, peanut butter, Monster Milk/Mass, Monster Multi, guacamole [avocado, tomato, garlic, onion, spices]

2/14 - UCC Coffee, Alpha Brain, Cannibal Inferno, Animal Rage, Animal Pump, water, coffee, cream, eggs, chocolate milk, Monster Milk/Mass, milk, chocolate, butter, tortilla, steak, guacamole [avocado, tomato, garlic, onion, spices], shredded cheese, sour cream, Southern Thai Samosas, Coke Zero, Prawn Satay, Khao Soi, Southern Thai Fried Chicken, Mango Sticky Rice, Crab & Lemongrass Curry w/Rice Noodle

2/15 - coffee, cream, water, camembert, Alpha Brain, Cannibal Inferno, eggs, bacon, potatoes

2/16 - coffee, cream, Alpha Brain, Cannibal Inferno, water, daifuku, caffe latte, eggs benedict & sausage, beer, thai coffee, crab fried rice, mango sticky rice, Coke Zero, chicken satay & peanut sauce, duck curry

When Eggs Grow Stale | 70's Big: 
"BACON TO EGG RATIO 
You read that title and thought, “Holy SHIT, I’ve never even thought about this,” didn’t you? I’m here to show you the way. After over 900 studies, I’ve found that two pieces of thick bacon for every two or three eggs is optimal. If you’re bitching about how it’s not enough, then you don’t understand scrambled egg cuisine and can kindly leave. If you’re bitching about how it’s “too much”, then you’re probably a) a terrorist or b) one of the aforementioned hipsters who googled “bacon” looking for a sweet meme to send to your hipster friends so you can ironically fit in with a social crowd instead of doing some squats and curls before bed."

What's Wrong With The Modern Diet [CHARTS] - Business Insider: