"Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho." - Die Hard.

Ah, "Die Hard"  ...my favorite Xmas movie.  With "Lethal Weapon" running a close second, naturally.

And not a machine gun, obviously, but still... you know...  when you get a chance to quote "Die Hard" - you should.  And not terrible shooting, considering I only get to the range once every few years, at best.

The family that puts rounds downrange together stays together.  And is more prepared for the zombie apocalypse than you are.

In the "small world/great minds think alike" category, both my best buddy from college and my older brother both availed themselves of mail order meat services.  Delicious - Made of Awesome, Filled with Victory.