The poetry of women and men.

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A Woman's Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep, 

I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, 

One who’s handsome, smart and strong. 

One who loves to listen long, 

One who thinks before he speaks, 

One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. 

I pray he’s gainfully employed, 

When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed. 

Pulls out my chair and opens my door. 

Massages my back and begs to do more. 

Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind, 

Knows what to answer to ‘how big is my behind?’ 

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. 

A Man's Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac, 

With huge boobs, 

Who owns a bar on a golf course, 

And loves to send me fishing, 

And drinking. 

This doesn’t rhyme, 

And I don’t give a shit.