"Sister, if God knows what we're all thinking then why go to confession?"

Ah, Catholicism... my disdain for your culture of guilt, shame, fear, punishment, repression and torture really knows no bounds.  

In the immortal words of Doug Stanhope - "With all the horrible, horrible shit that your priest is pumping into your kid's head, his dick should be the least of your worries, honestly. That's just a little mouthwash and a few years of therapy'll get rid of that. That Jesus shit will torture you for a lifetime."