This. Sounds. Magical. - Bestselling author Joe Konrath goes on a '30 Day Beer Diet.'

His blog is here - 30 Day Beer Diet, and his disclaimer alone should let you know what you're in for: "...let me add a disclaimer here. 

• You should never begin any diet, especially this one, without first consulting your physician, your astrologer, and all your pets.

• The consumption of alcoholic beverages has been linked to many health problems, such as death, and if you drink to excess you will likely start acting like an asshole. 

• Pregnant women shouldn't get really loaded and then operate heavy machinery, because that increases the risk of birth defects, and you may wind up running over or mulching lots of innocent nuns. 

• Over-indulgence in beer may lead to you hooking up with someone who looks like a wildebeest, but you won't know know it until the next morning. 

• Beer can lead to explosive diarrhea, especially in combination with Mexican food, which might lead to divorce. 

• Finally, if you try to be like me and do this, you're an idiot and whatever happens to you is your own damn fault."