"I shall tell you a great secret, my friend. Do not wait for the Last Judgment. It takes place every day." - Camus

Sadly, the failure of the Rapture to materialize means we're still stuck with that brand of religious nutjob.  [Though differentiating brands is a task far beyond me these days...]  I'd have gladly suffered through some earthquakes if their magic-Alien-invisible-skyDaddy would have sucked these chuckleheads right up.

Apocalypse not right now: 'Rapture' end of world fails to materialise: Reports of the end of the world appeared to have been exaggerated today.

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