I get the appeal of video games now...

...as long as it's Rock Band and includes alcohol, apparently.

 And while I enjoyed it, I still sucked.  As I have with all video games since, let's see, circa 1984 playing Activision Decathlon on my Sears brand Atari 2600 knock-off.  And even then my older brother whupped my ass.  Appearances below to the contrary, I cannot be taught.  Which lead my wife to calling me a "mic hog" when in truth that the only thing I was confident I wouldn't screw up, apparently lacking the hand-eye dexterity and coordination of the average 21st century elementary school child.

  Whereas below, the wife has clearly mastered laid-back Rock Band'ing.