"If there was a God, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?" - Eddie Izzard is brilliant.

"...Don't you think? You know.  'Oh, I'm not allowed to do anything.'  Well, fuck off then. If you're not allowed to do anything then what's the use? Just piss off, and stop asking us to mumble things on Sundays. 'Please, could you possibly mumble positive things towards me on a Sunday in the coldest buildings you can find? Please, get some of your senior citizens to wear cakes on their heads. And to mumble ridiculously positive things about me.'  No. He should have just flicked Hitler's head off."