Doug Stanhope spiral - cleaning my psychological palate.

"That's why they have to pump it into your head when you're still little...  and then they cork it in there with a whole bunch of fear...

...but the Bible was written before Beastie Boys was around, so it's open to interpretation.

...If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?"


"You're born absolutely free... and any government just fucks you out of that type of freedom...

You need to keep your tray in the upright and locked position during takeoff.  That's not just a hack premise, it's a felony.  And cunty the hero skycop can throw you off the plane as a terrorist...

...and ladies and gentlemen if you get sick of it all at the end of the day, not even legal to kill yourself in this country. Thanks again John Ashcroft you weird bible addict, can't even handle your own drug. You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it, and you wave a flag celebrating it."


"A vice cop's only job is to fuck up the party."