Cop blows through stop signs, on cell phone, in order to get to - wait for it - Dunkin' Donuts.

You can't make this stuff up.  The jokes, they write themselves.

[See, the rules are only for the little people like you or me...]

"If he did this to a city councilman and lied about the facts…imagine what he does to average citizens" - Hit & Run : Reason Magazine:

"New York City Councilman Dan Halloran (R-Queens) watched a traffic cop blow through stop signs while talking on a cell phone and launched into hot pursuit.

...He said he followed the car as it blasted through two stop signs while weaving in and out of traffic before illegally parking in front of a Dunkin' Donuts, where the officer went to get coffee."

When confronted, the cop wrote the Councilman a ticket. Srsly.  Insane.