"You ever heard of the term 'anger sex'?" - Bryan Ryan. "The only kind I know, Bryan." - Sue Sylvester

BR - "I should tell you I'm married."

SS - "Not a problem for me."

BR -  "And I'm still cutting half your budget."

SS -  "Eh.  Win some, lose some."

BR - "Should I lock the door?"

SS - "No.  Got a secret room upstairs.  Like Letterman."