If you hold stories of any personal sexual experience as sacrosanct and "private," then maybe you shouldn't wager your pussy on a baseball game with a comedian that you met whilst drunk the night before. Sex to me is as hallowed as having breakfast or sneezing (moreso perhaps if you sneezed onto or into someone.)All here - Doug Stanhope - Stand-Up Comedian - Bobbie Barnett and Baseball
The story is about overcoming societal norms that restrict one's self-esteem. Girls like you don't fuck guys like me, as you've repeated in your email 16 years later.
But - as the story goes - you did. You fucked me, Bobbie Barnett. You fucked me, and a 1000 repo-men with a 1000 tow-trucks can never take that back.
Not with an email. Not with a lawsuit.
If your husband left the hand of Christ, lost his path and decided to murder me in my sleep, it wouldn't get my signature out of the guest-book of your vagina.
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Saturday, May 29, 2010
"The story is about overcoming societal norms that restrict one's self-esteem" - the way only Doug Stanhope can tell.
And since it's Doug Stanhope it provides philosophical gems like...
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