Heh - "Exhausted Noam Chomsky Just Going To Try And Enjoy The Day For Once."

Exhausted Noam Chomsky Just Going To Try And Enjoy The Day For Once | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:

"Describing himself as 'terribly exhausted,' famed linguist and political dissident Noam Chomsky said Monday that he was taking a break from combating the hegemony of the American imperialist machine to try and take it easy for once.

'I just want to lie in a hammock and have a nice relaxing morning,' said the outspoken anarcho-syndicalist academic, who first came to public attention with his breakthrough 1957 book Syntactic Structures. 'The systems of control designed to manufacture consent among a largely ignorant public will still be there for me to worry about tomorrow. Today, I'm just going to kick back and enjoy some much-needed Noam Time...'"