Asahi Strong Off - 7% alcohol & low carb = Japan Win.

Not a dietary ideal, to be sure.  But workable.  And after a day where everybody on the planet had the sole purpose - apparently - of annoying me, two of these took the edge off the day and kept me from punching the world in the face.  [And I don't even really like beer.]

Picture via sixmats' photostream @ Flickr - because I am too lazy after today to take a photo and upload it...