The Wisdom of Ron Swanson - "I'm sorry. I can't hear hippies" - "If there's any unclaimed meat or cheese, I would like to claim it."

Though the best Ron Swanson quote remains -

"I did it because I hate bureaucracy.

My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room, at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke.

The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test.

And maybe some kind some kind of physical tournament. Like a decathlon. And women are brought to him.

Maybe.

When he desires them."