Relaxed Focus: Texts From Last Night roundup.

So wrong, so funny.

Texts From Last Night:

"(417):

Hookers taste better with whip cream
(816):

Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
(417):

Fair enough"

"(+81):

I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
(+61):

You're never coming back, are you?"

"(705):

I love having hate sex."

Relaxed Focus