These are hilarious.

An omniscient being sets the arbitrary rules of the game and then "forgives" you for breaking his "laws." How kind.
"You mean I don't have to go to trial because he murdered someone else for my dirty crime?"

Abraham is held up as a paragon of virtue and righteousness because he was willing to stab his own son to death because a voice in his head - "god" - told him to. Riiiiiiiiight.