Super bonus points for the use of "Samoan Octopoid Scrotum Death."

"Maybe it's lupus?" Warren Ellis remains my comedic sadistic god-king.

Warren Ellis » T-Shirt Of The Week #005: HEALTH:

"TOTW is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull each week in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I’ve said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt. Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and… well, once a week, here we are."

The bonus regular greatest coffee container of all time [I will buy one of these.]