Happy Thanksgiving.

From Japan, I recommend all Americans back in the U.S. celebrate a traditional Thanksgiving.

By that I mean you should give smallpox infected blankets to your neighbors, wait for them to die, then take their stuff. Cheers.

*Little known fact, in England Thanksgiving is known as "Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day." Well, at least according to Warren Ellis' Twitter. You're welcome.*

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