Truth hurts.

Overheard in New York | Nuh-Uh!:

"Boy, passing smokers: Daddy, I smell cigarettes.
Dad: I know, it's smelly...
Smoker #1: Daddy, I smell obnoxious children.
Smoker #2: I know, they're smelly...
Dad, leaving: Poopie-heads.

--120th St & Amsterdam Ave

Overheard by: smoker"