Decisions, sacrifice and conversation winners.

texts from last night:

"(612): Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad."

Overheard in New York | ...So Go Ahead and Make Your "Hardwood" Jokes:

"Slick guy: So, do the curtains match the carpet?
Hot bleached blonde: There is no carpet.
Slick guy: Oh.

--Starbucks, Times Square"