"The fact is we don't know exactly how things happened!"*

*That's the only time he's speaking the truth. But they KNOW you're going to hell.

Sad thing is, even I - heathen that I am - know a handful of the standard rationalizing, incoherent responses to this one. [Psst! One is incest! HAHA!]

But this is the quality of intellectual rigor of the folks in charge of the churches. Do well to remember that.

New Humanist Blog: How did Cain and Abel have kids?:

"...a Catholic priest, who seems to be played by a young Edward Norton, on Fox News in the States asking 'theological' questions posed by the public. Unfortunately for him, it doesn't take much to stump him – watch as he struggles to deal with the question 'If God created Adam and Eve and they had Cain and Abel, with who exactly did Cain and Abel create children with? In other words, how did Adam and Eve's kids have kids?'"