31 Funny "Reasons to Keep on Living."

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TMUSCLE.com | 31 Reasons to Keep on Living:

"13. Craig Ferguson, host of CBS' Late Late Show, is the funniest fuck on television...

21. Larry David, co-creator of Seinfeld, was on Conan the other night and he talked about how he's not very discriminating when it comes to dating. 'If I was attracted to an anti-Semite,' he explained, 'I would sleep with her. I would. Absolutely. I'd be in bed with her and I'd be hearing stuff like, 'You Jew bastard,' 'You vile money lender,' and I would keep going.'

Larry David exists to say stuff life that for the rest of us, thereby serving as a relief valve for the rest of humanity. His latest work, Curb Your Enthusiasm, returns to HBO this fall...

30. No matter how bad your life is going, it pales in comparison to the life of Walter White of the AMC drama, Breaking Bad. Walter was an accomplished chemist whose colleagues have all gone on to high-paying jobs, but the only work Walter can find is as a high school chemistry teacher in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

He's been diagnosed with stage-three lung cancer. He's got a teenage kid with cerebral palsy. His wife just gave birth to a baby (an accidental pregnancy). He's in debt up to his cancer-ridden lungs, so he resorts to cooking meth.

Watch him slowly morph from husband, father, high-school chemistry teacher, to Scarface.

Season 3 can't start soon enough."