Options.

Overheard in New York | Um, in English Literature.:

"Girl: Would you be mad if I became a dominatrix? It's not like I'd let the guys go down on me. It's a better option than prostitution.
Guy: Or you could just *not* do sex work, since you have a PhD.

--St. John's Place, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Eavesdropper has become eavesdroppee!"