"Emo chick: So then she glared at me. In a mean way, not a happy way. Normal looking boyfriend: I don't think that word means what you think it means. Emo chick: Huh? Normal looking boyfriend: You know, I just don't think this is going to work out. Emo chick: Wait. You're breaking up with me? Here? Why? Normal looking boyfriend: Well, I wasn't planning on it, but honey, you didn't like Watchmen and you've never read or seen The Princess Bride. Clearly we're just two very different people.
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