Patton Oswalt has a kid, defines MySpace, waxes eloquently.

MySpace is the "old mall." Which is as poetically accurate as anything I've read of late. Click over.

On bringing a new kid... MySpace.com Blogs - Patton Oswalt MySpace Blog:

"...into a world you’ve been knocking around in for forty years. You’ve seen a lot of beauty and grace out there in the world but holy FUCK are there a lot of casual, cruel, and clumsy cretins…most of them in charge of all the dangerous machinery."