Relaxed Focus: Sandy's Adventures in America - Part One [of an ongoing series.]

[This is my job now.]

This is Sandy's pimp hand. She will not hesitate to smack a bitch up. Just so you know.

Sure, but when I say "Sandy, let's hit each other!" then I'm the retarded one. Sheesh.

Awwwwwwww.

I am too young to be having nieces this big, in college, and driving and what not. Sigh. Where did my youth go, I swear?

Relaxed Focus