Asian culture is weird.

Overheard in New York | After Calling "No Homo," Though:

"Geeky 30-something Asian man: He keep telling me 'Fuck me! Fuck me!' so I tell him 'Fuck you!' and I fuck him!
Mother: (not paying attention).
Geeky 30-something Asian man: I am a man! I put my dick in him for five minutes.
Mother: (not paying attention).

--Starbucks, Astor Place

Overheard by: Malta Paul"