"Guido, getting his hair cut, in a thick Staten Island accent: Show me where it says in the Holy Bible that you can't bang your stepsister.
--Staten Island Barber Shop
Overheard by: Snewsboy
Girl to guy: And then he cheated on me with his male and female cousin.
--9th & 21st, Chelsea
Guy on phone: You should tell him next time he should keep his dick in his sister.
--72nd & Central Park West"
Overheard in New York | Wednesday One-Linered...With Children:
"Old Jewish woman to very nervous Asian 25-year-old bride to be: Honey, I've been married 53 years. The secret to a great marriage? Give him lots of sex. Lots of good sex.
--Dumbo, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Tanya
Five-year-old boy to teacher about five-year-old girl next to him: We're going to get married. (to five-year-old girl) What's your name again?
--61st & Amsterdam"
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