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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Overheard Comedy.

Overheard in New York | Wednesday Bloodliners:
"Guido, getting his hair cut, in a thick Staten Island accent: Show me where it says in the Holy Bible that you can't bang your stepsister.

--Staten Island Barber Shop

Overheard by: Snewsboy

Girl to guy: And then he cheated on me with his male and female cousin.

--9th & 21st, Chelsea

Guy on phone: You should tell him next time he should keep his dick in his sister.

--72nd & Central Park West"

Overheard in New York | Wednesday One-Linered...With Children:
"Old Jewish woman to very nervous Asian 25-year-old bride to be: Honey, I've been married 53 years. The secret to a great marriage? Give him lots of sex. Lots of good sex.

--Dumbo, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Tanya

Five-year-old boy to teacher about five-year-old girl next to him: We're going to get married. (to five-year-old girl) What's your name again?

--61st & Amsterdam"

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