This would totally work for me.

Overheard Everywhere | See? Was That So Hard, Pancake-Chest?:

"Girl #1: Sometimes I judge you silently in my head.
Girl #2: Yeah, everyone does that. I think people should start saying what they're really thinking. We should all have running monologues about what's going through our heads.
Girl #1: Really?
Girl #2: Yeah. Like, this one time, me and my friend....
Girl #1: I think you're a bitch.

Starbucks
San Jose, California

Overheard by: Robert"