"Cute chick in line: Oh! I want Haribo gummi bears! I need a snack to study effectively. There are lots of things I don't do effectively without snacking. Boyfriend: Maybe you should try snacking next time we have sex. You know, maybe a little popcorn...a candy bar... Cute chick: Are you saying my sex isn't effective? Well, maybe there won't be a next time. Boyfriend: You know, you're not responding very well to constructive criticism. The solution is to keep trying, not to give up.
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