"My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!" - Chandler Bing. [The wife makes me watch "Friends."]

Overheard in New York | And the Worst Part Is, They're Lingerie Models!:

"Guy #1: Yeah, she's hot and a violent kisser, but her twin sister is so needy.
Guy #2: Needy how?
Guy #1: She's all like, 'But we share everything!'
Guy #2: Fuck you, dude. Fuck you.

--W 10th & Hudson"