"...can always spot a Pharisee" may be my favorite line of the week.

It appeals to the "had to go to Catholic School and Sunday School" part of me. You know, for a comedian, Patton Oswalt is damn smart. [Though the best comedians are, of course.]

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"...there was a major fuck-up that happened during the RNC, which just revealed itself -- at least, to me -- Thursday night on THE DAILY SHOW.

John Oliver, who's been hitting them out of the park these past two weeks in his remote segments (watch the fascinating, choking-back-disgust performance as he interviews the fringe elements at McCain/Obama rallies) was the one who brought it to my attention. In Oliver's Thursday segment on THE DAILY SHOW, he showed footage of Guiliani and Palin sneering at people who work as "community organizers". 'Cuz, you know, community organizers are jokes. Ha ha!

He also talks to "watchdog" Matthew Vadum (incredibly, a man who manages to kick my ass in the "being shaped like a mound of shit" category) who points out that Osama Bin Laden is also a community organizer. Ha! Take that, people trying to help their communities! Fuck you, terrorists!

Then Oliver talks to Liz Shaw, a conservative Christian living in Southeast Ohio. You see, she's also a community organizer. She's an authentic, small-town type who deals with hunger issues in the Appalachian Valley. And she was a bit hurt when Sarah Palin, a cunt with a fake accent wearing a Saks Fifth Avenue wardrobe, essentially called her useless in front of a stadium of cheering cunts and assholes.

"I'm not only voting for Obama, I'm organizing for him."

There you go, dumbshits. With one sentence, you pissed off the ACTIVE, ORGANIZING, MOTIVATED branch of your conservative Christian base. Y'see, it's easy to rile up and encourage the know-nothing dumbfucks who do what they're told 'cause "God has a plan". But a Christian like Liz Shaw, who walks it like she talks it, can always spot a Pharisee."