Words to live by.

Overheard in the Office | Anyone Else Just Get the Tremendous Urge to Watch Goonies?:

"Tubby manager: I need to lose some weight.
Blunt manager: How about you quit eating like a twelve-year-old whose parents aren't home from work yet, chunk-style?

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu"