Why I'd be a bad father.

This is how I'd run my house.

Overheard at the Beach | Instead of Setting Daddy on Fire, Like Usual:

"Four-year-old girl: Daddy! Why did you knock over my sandcastle?!
Dad: Because you knocked over my sandcastle first.
(dad coolly turns to two-year-old son and begins playing with him)
Four-year-old girl, in hysterics: Daddy! I'm so angry at you!
Mom: Good honey, you're expressing your feelings really well.

--Hampton Beach, New Hampshire"