Truth.

Overheard in New York | Unfortunately, I Hollowed It Out to Fit My Flask:

"Guy #1: The new Harry Potter is coming out this summer; you should read the book with me before the movie is released.
Guy #2: If I wanted to read a book filled with stories of sorcery, I'd read the bible.
Guy #1: (mouth drops open)

--Artapasta, Soho"