"Top 11 Excuses John McCain Could've Used to Get Out of Debate" - Funniest/Truthiest of the lot.

Top 11 Excuses John McCain Could've Used to Get Out of Debate | Culture11:

"7) 'Here's some straight talk, my friends: a good friend I respect very much, Senator Joe Lieberman, made me do a tequila shot every time I cringed during Governor Palin's interview with Katie Couric. I am still very drunk.'"