"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."*

Overheard in New York | Is It Fair That White People Monopolize All the Irony? Discuss:

"Guy #1: Can't believe there are so many cops out.
Guy #2: It's probably because of the 4th of July, you know, security threats, terrorism.
Drunk girl (shouts, pumps fist in the air): Oh yeah, terrorism!
Guy #2: Can you not do that 10 feet from those cops?!
Drunk girl: What, who cares? I'm white. It's ironic!

--W. 43rd & Broadway"

*Yes, Princess Bride.