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Overheard in New York | Mild-Mannered Wednesday by Day. One-Liner by Night.:

"Batman to four-year-old who jumped out from behind a table: Evan, don't sneak up on me. Superheroes are wound very tight.

--Birthday party, Museum of Natural History

Overheard by: PG"