On a lighter note, summing up the Christian faith.

Overheard at the Beach | You'd Think If Anybody Was Pro-Life It Would Be God:

"Queer: So, like, let me get this straight. God got this lady pregnant and made her have a baby and then killed it so you could get away with whatever shit you wanted as long as you felt sorry?
Christian guy: Wow... I've never heard it put that way...
Queer: Sorry, I meant he killed him, it was a boy.

--Santa Cruz, California"