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Thursday, July 10, 2008

Nothing quite like back home in North Carolina.

Overheard in the Office | And Get Yourself Some Therapy?:
"Woman (after manager jokingly pats her on the back): Hey, don't be coming in here hitting me!
Manager: No, no, I wouldn't do that. I haven't hit a woman in a long time. You know when the last time I hit a woman was? It was my ex-wife, and it was goooooood. I spent two days in jail, but it was worth it. It was soooo worth it. They had to wire her jaw shut. Six weeks. Six weeks of silence.
Woman: That's nice, but could you leave now, please?'

Wilmington, North Carolina"

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