Relationships are interesting.

Overheard in New York | Wednesday One-Liners Were "Working Late":

"[Boy and girl are making out on a bench.]
Girl, pulling away: You should really break up with her! [Make out session continues.]

--Entrance to Central Park at West 85th St

Overheard by: Bex

Man to woman, after kissing her for 20 minutes: C'mon, let's go find your husband and my wife.

--Bryant Park

Man talking to friend in hallway: And so he says to me: 'I never promised that I wouldn't try to sleep with your wife.'

--Basement, Mt Sinai Hospital

Overheard by: scrubs

Checkout girl to another: He said it wasn't cheating because I'm his favorite.

--Food Emporium, 68th & Broadway

Overheard by: David"