Weird shopping in Japan - Somewhere, Billy Blanks is crying.

So, to preface, a few months ago Billy Blanks' latest version of Tae Bo - "Billy's Boot Camp" - was uber hot here in Japan... in the way that only Japan embraces things.

Which is to say that for about 4 weeks Japan talks about and broadcasts stories about it constantly... and then, nothing.

But out running around the other week, I came across this.

Now you too can be Billy Blanks.

Complete with your own "black-man" arm covering and bald head.

If you look closely into the eyes of the man in the picture, you can actually see his soul dying, I think.